Resolutions

[DuckiesDarling]

You don't have to say what it is unless you really want to do so.. but just curious so figured an anoymous poll would do the trick.

Multiple choice just to make it more interesting.




Yes, there is a typo.. I noticed it.. .can't fix it.. just pretend it isn't there, friends :D

[Long Duck Dong]

a new years resolution is on my list of things to do,.... when I get around to doing the list that I made a resolution to do..... about 10 years ago.....

I thought about a resolution to give up smoking this year but that implies that I have a choice.... and with the governments new plan to increase the cost of cigarettes by another 40% ( on top of the twice a year increase ) I quess that a choice in the matter, has been taken out of my hands..... in english, a pack of 30 cigs is $19.50, and by the time the increases are all applied, they will cost $33 a pack.... a 50 gram pack of tobacco will end up costing around $80........ the government is hoping for around 1.8bill in taxes collected from smokers... all 450k of them.....

so i think my new years resolution will be to take up drinking...lol... cos its cheaper than smoking, I can do a lot more damage as a drinker than as a smoker, and I can be safe in the knowledge that its the smokers that will end up paying for my health care, despite the fact that as a drinker, I would cost the country 12x as much as a smoker, cos of health care, legal fees etc etc etc.....

or I could take up fucking people, its free, its simple, its easy...... and I have to be in the mood..... oh well.....that fucks that idea.....

thinks real hard....

I know.....

I will make a resolution to make a list of things to do so that I can put a new years resolution on it to remember to do the things on my list of things to do when I make new years resolutions..... and ignore the fact that I never bother to take new years resolutions seriously enuf to follow thru with them any way

[bityme]

Resolved to take fewer long camel rides in the desert.

[DuckiesDarling]

Wow lots of votes and only two responses. LOL Bity, that should be easily kept. Good luck LDD with quitting smoking, one of the hardest things to accomplish for so many.

[void()]

I'm resolving to find religion. *looks at peperjack* Okay, found it. I'll be on my merry way again. Wow it was really tough to find religion. Good thing I didn't resolve to have religion.

And no pepper, I'm not trying to attack anyone or to belittle anything. I'm making a self depreciating joke about myself and being atheist. I am not trying to degrade anyone or their beliefs.

Sometimes folks just need to laugh at themselves. Sorry if you find that offensive, if so please let it pass as I'm not interested in defending a joke at my expense. Seems kind of moot really.

[LonelyLeo469]

I have resolved to stop Procrasting so much, Tommorrow. Also to start eating better, after I clean out the leftovers in the fridge. I've also decided to increase my work ethic from doing a half ass job to 3/4 of an ass job. That is really gonna be the tough one.

[Annika L]

Hey...just to be a curious (not to mention nosy) smart-ass...anyone break a New Year's resolution yet? When?

The race is on! Who caved first...and about what? :tongue:

[DuckiesDarling]

It was me Annika... I resolved to say fewer F bombs.. but then I'm engaged to LDD so you can guess it was for a good reason I broke the resolution. ;)